My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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