She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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