How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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