Me too!
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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