Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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