I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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