I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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