that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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