was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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