so explain again why im purple
no
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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