he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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