doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
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Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
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Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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