Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
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But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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