Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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