I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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