At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
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