i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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