im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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