no. you can't hotbox the world.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
