i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
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His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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