I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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