She's JV to your varsity
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
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