I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
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I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
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No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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