Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Sext me about skeletons
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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