its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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