i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
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my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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