brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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