I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
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I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
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David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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