we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
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I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
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