I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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