Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
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That's how twitter works, right?
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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