Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Randomize
