He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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