living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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