you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
