Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
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just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
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I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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