yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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