I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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