Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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