So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
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i think i recognize dicks better than faces
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
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I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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