i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
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He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
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too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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