if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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