Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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