We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
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you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
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Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
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