and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
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I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
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my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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