Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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