You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Come share oat with me in your robe
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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