In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
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Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
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Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
My bed smells like the plague
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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