All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I have aggressive nipples.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Randomize
