Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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