i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Randomize
