All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
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Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
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I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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