Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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