my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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