he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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