before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
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Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
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My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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