By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
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